AISubs v3.7
No, I won't fight! I won't! I won't!
I'll win!
I'll teach you!
So everyone, in the current situation...
Yes?
Well, you're already inside your house, right?
Yes, yes.
Until now, everyone, I think we've had various fights, but...
I feel like we can't fight anymore.
Now, now, that situation...
Yes, because of this situation, I want to fight in my house as well!
And so, this time, I've answered all of your thoughts and...
I've come up with something!
A big duel!
A big duel!?
I didn't know about outside duels!
It's not like you're fighting against yourself...
It's like you're fighting against someone inside your house!
You've taken five photos of what you have in your house.
Yes, we have!
And now, I'm going to announce...
A topic that I haven't announced to you yet...
I'm going to announce it all of a sudden!
This time, it's one-on-one...
Well, let's do three matches!
And...
The one with two points wins!
Oh, I see!
If you can get a card that matches the topic...
You win!
Yes, yes!
This time...
I want to decide whose house is the worst...
So, it's called "defeat".
We've decided on the weakest house...
And so!
There's a penalty game, right?
Huh!?
Get ready to be surprised!
You know about it, don't you, everyone?
You're fast!
I knew it!
And so...
Out of those five photos...
We're going to randomly...
Seal one of them!
One, two...
What!?
And for a year!
What!?
Well, in order to win a duel...
There should be some good stuff in there, right?
For a year...
We're going to seal it in this studio...
So you won't be able to touch it!
So if it's a car key or something like that...
It's over, right?
That's right!
If it's a car key or something like that...
It's really over!
The card you used in the first round...
Can you use it again?
I can!
Alright!
Alright, let's decide the tournament.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh, no!
I wanted you to win this round.
Yeah, you're right.
Alright, let's start the first round!
Ryo!
Please go to the audience seats.
Alright, you two!
You have five pictures you took at home, right?
Yeah!
Alright, let's start the first round!
The topic is...
"Useful Things"!
Isn't it?
It's not "useful things"!
This time, we want you to win because you use it a lot.
It's my turn!
You always have one card.
What?
Your turn.
It's my turn!
I just have to put it down, right?
You don't have to put it down.
Battle!
Let's not do it.
I'm scared.
Please go instead of me.
It's weird if you go instead of me.
Ready, go!
It's good!
It's good, right?
You can use it a lot in Google Home!
It's hard for me to use it a lot.
I think it's up to people.
It's up to people.
You can use it a lot in Google Home!
It's not "useful things".
It's "useful things".
It's not "useful things"!
It's "useful things"!
You can use it in Google Home!
You can use it in your tv.
Everyone uses it, but I don't.
You're annoying.
Excuse me, "YouGio" OCG(Official Game Channel)
Google Home vs. Airconditioning, which is more useful?
I see.
I don't have a home, so I don't know.
I like it.
With this, you can turn on the air conditioner, turn on the air conditioner, and turn off the lights.
You're using a lot of other things, aren't you?
As expected!
It's a good thing in this era.
Google Home is not useful on YouTube.
Certainly, it's a little different.
Well, it's like a parent-child relationship.
That's right.
Who thinks Google Home is more useful?
One, two...
What?
So, the first match is...
Airconditioning wins!
Yes!
Oh, my God! It's exactly like this!
Okay, the second one.
Colorful things.
Oh!
I didn't expect this.
Well, then, please drop it.
One, two...
Yes!
Oh!
As expected...
As expected of you, Ryo-san!
Thank you!
Ryo-san, what is it?
This is a picture drawn by my friend, Ryo-suke Saito, who is now a nervous man.
And...
It's a good card.
That's right.
I like curry.
Oh, do you?
By the way, how many people did you prepare this card for?
Everyone loves it.
So, it's one-on-one.
One-on-one, okay.
I'll drop it.
Yes!
The third duel.
Yes!
Things that women think are beautiful.
What?
From a woman's point of view.
It's from a woman's point of view.
Sounds good.
Set!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, please open it at once.
One, two...
Wow!
Hahaha!
Speaking of beautiful...
Well, you put it out well.
This is...
I didn't mean to lose.
I know!
It's a very good card.
Women are...
Women have wristwatches.
If you like it, it's perfect for you.
That's right.
Beautiful.
Michael Jackson.
Thank you for your hard work.
Okay, Nana.
By the way, Nana is like a buddy of Kyokaen.
Oh, you told me.
Which one is more beautiful?
Well, I'd like a little more expensive one.
Thank you very much! Bye bye!
So, the winner of the first round is...
Ryo! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on to the second round.
Second Round
Would you like me to start the duel right away?
Oh, good! Come on!
Hurry up and get started!
You're always the one who's good at duels.
The first match is...
"Old Man"!
Can you say "yeah" or "oh" or something like that?
Hey, don't work your head off right away.
I see!
I'll set a card!
I set a card and...
I'll set a card and...
Okay, let's open it all at once!
Open the reverse card!
Open!
You're lying!
You're playing a game like "Cuts"!
Are you trying to start a duel?!
Wait a minute!
We have no choice but to decide by "Old Man"!
There was a flower on the edge of the kitchen.
It's a stone and a flower.
How long have you been living in the house in front of you?
It's been about two years.
This is new, isn't it?!
Are you stupid?!
You don't have to say that!
I bought this house a year ago!
It's your house!
It's too new!
The winner is "Old Man"!
You don't have to say that!
You're so naive, Yuuri!
Up! Up! Left! Right! Side! Right! Right!
What are you doing?!
Don't say weird things!
Second match!
The theme is "big things"!
I see! I see!
It's simple!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start the match!
Iverscard, open!
One, two...
Destruction!
Oh, this is...
If I say it in a simple big match...
Toilet, I guess!
Did you lose today, Iverscard?
You lost straight away!
It was so easy!
I lost!
Hey, young man! Don't cry!
Shibayuuke won!
It was me!
I couldn't stand it!
Okay, then...
Let's move on to the match that will decide the worst house!
Get out of my way, you bastard!
Final match!
Yes!
First match!
The theme is...
"dirty things"!
Dirty things!
It was here!
I see!
"dirty things"!
I'll go with this one!
Let's go!
I'll set one card!
No, no, no!
Open the match!
One, two...
Iverscard, open!
What?!
Molterhoid!
I see!
Heisenberg!
I got this from my viewers!
It's a Doraemon with eight gates!
Why is it such a big match?!
I wouldn't say Heisenberg's "dirty things"!
But in this case, it's a dirty object!
I got it recently!
You idiot!
Shibayuuke bought it from Kaito Ryoko!
In other words, it's already used and touched by someone!
My Doraemon's head is so proud of it that you can see it in this picture!
Wow!
I said "dirty things", but it's dirty!
It's his own...
I'll leave it to you.
Final match, first match, the winner is...
Tezuka!
Black Magic!
Heisenberg!
You're so proud of yourself.
It's easy to be proud of.
Let's move on to the second match.
"Someone Wants It".
Someone Wants It
I'll use this one.
I'll use it like a card.
Set!
I'll use this one.
I'll beat you up!
"Yu-gi"!
Yeah!
"Yu-gi"!
Okay, turn on "someone wants it".
One, two...
I see!
It depends on how many people watch it.
You just explained it.
It's a co-star of a character named "Reimu" in an anime called "re:zero".
It's huge.
I think I've watched "re:zero" before!
Even if you watch "re:zero", you'll naturally like "re:mery"'s song, right?
Yeah, it's obvious you'll want it.
It's a signature ball of Masasa Yamamoto, a legend of "chudistrogoz" who joined "meikyukai".
I see.
It's magnetic!
Yeah, it's amazing, but...
You have to choose someone!
Yeah, you're right!
It's a ball that you're interested in baseball!
I've watched "re:zero".
Wow!
What? He's the type of person who likes "re:mery" better.
It's "re:mery", right?
What?
So it's "re:mery" channel!
Plus I'm a fan of "chudistrogoz"!
Whoa!
Aaaaaah, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpen!!
Well, I'm not sure if this last one is really okay for this theme, but we already decided on it, so the final question is simple.
A small one.
Wait, wait, wait...
Curry...?
I have no choice but to go with this one.
I can't believe we came to this theme at the last minute...
A Michael Jackson set!
I know there's no way we're lying about this!
Open it!
One, two...
Yes!
Wow!
This is...
- It's difficult. - It's so big!
But, Toshimi-san, was that Michael Jackson's real name?
No, that's a different name.
You got me.
It's dirty, isn't it?
[Toshimi-san's real name is Michael Jackson.]
Oh, I see.
I'll answer with the feeling of "Which one do you like better?"
Yeah!
Sounds good!
I'm counting on you!
Final match!
The winner of the third match is...
You can do it, partner!
TOSHIMI-SAN!
I did it!
I see.
So...
Tetsuya-san is the weakest opponent.
I did my best, but...
I only got dirty.
That was close.
By the way, you didn't get a single question right in the second match.
And that question was a sharp one.
[Toshimi-san's question was a sharp one.]
I'll draw a card facing you.
Oh, I see.
Toshimi-san, please draw a card.
It's my turn!
[Toshimi-san's question was a sharp one.]
I'll draw a card!
I summon...
[Toshimi-san's question was a sharp one.]
Oh, man...
I'm going to get a deja vu.
You can make friends with him.
Yeah, you're right.
But you can't meet him in person.
Well, you can meet him online.
If you think you're not good at coaching,
you should build your own house.
It's more effective than fighting.